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jeongmaljojo:

*rolls around*

It’s my biiiirthdaaaay and I got amazing preseeeeents but I will make a post later when the day is done

everyone wish my girlfriend happy birthday

minzapinza:

'one piece is too long'

yeah, so you might as well start now before its even longer

twitterthecomic:


"Xbox, Sports" *xbox scans u with kinect* "XBOX DETECTS NERD" *xbox pushes u in a locker* "XBOX WHHYYY" *xbox laughs*
— Terence Wiggins (@TheBlackNerd)
June 4, 2012

twitterthecomic:

(Source: raining-bolts)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(Source: amanekuzuryuu)

(Source: garnetvengeance)

michaelsgavin:

Can I use this game in some way to judge my life?

katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

(Source: shittinggold)

"Please go out with me!"

it’s my girlfriend’s birthday tomorrow ^__^